We’re literally so obsessed with pizza that we’ve eaten it 4,000 feet up in an airplane but sometimes you just have to settle for a good old fashioned frozen pizza. There are dozens and dozens of brands out there and as the pathetic experts at frozen pizza that we are — we narrowed in on “The 5 Best Frozen Pizza On The Market.”
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That’s right! Thin crust, thick crust, cauliflower crust, stuffed crust, deep dish, meat lovers, party pizza, ranch style, Detroit style, Italian sausage, chicken sausage, expensive, cheap — you get it. Next time you take a stroll down your grocery aisle, think to yourself — what will I really want when I’m drunk at midnight.
Don’t burn your pizza or the roof of your mouth! Enjoy, Sixers.
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Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meats Pizza
FLAVOR PROFILE: MEATY • HEAVY TOPPINGS • FLAVORFUL SAUCE
We’re pretty much obsessed with everything Screamin’ Scilian has to offer and they just keep launching incredible frozen pizza innovations (like Leinenkugel's beer-infused crust!). Full of meaty toppings, flavorful sauce and a complimentary crust. At one point Corey had 7 pepperonis on one standard slice. This is a must, must frozen pizza to have in your freezer.
“This is my favorite Screamin’ Sicilian.” - Corey Wagner.
“This is one of my favorite frozen pizzas, I’ve ever had.” - Corey Wagner
There you have it folks.
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Wild Mike’s Ultimate Pizza Pepperoni & Sausage Pizza
FLAVOR PROFILE: REAL INGREDIENTS • 4 CHEESES FROM ITALY • COMPLIMENTARY SEASONING PACKETS
This pizza is absolutely massive and is over 2 LBS! You literally need to hold on with both hands. It kind of has that nostalgic cafeteria pizza taste you always wanted. The crust is so good it might even be the highlight. That’s saying something! We really love that it comes with Italian Spice and Red Pepper packets too.
We can’t recommend this one enough if you see it in your local grocery store!
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Home Run Inn’s Meat Lovers
FLAVOR PROFILE: MASSIVE SAUSAGE • FLAKEY & BUTTERY CRUST • CLASSIC
Can you tell we really, really love lots of meat? Home Run Inn is already pizza pantheon in Chicago and they came correct with this Meat Lovers rendition of their classic pie. This is at the top of all Home Run Inn pizzas. Back in 2018 when we filmed this, after a few years of food review videos Corey claimed this as his favorite frozen pizza to date. We’ve seen a lot of frozen pizza innovation since then but this one still holds strong.
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Walmart’s Great Value Deep Dish Mini Pizza
FLAVOR PROFILE: SNACKABLE • FLAKEY BUTTERY CRUST • HANDHELD
We’re just as baffled as you that a Walmart deep dish pizza made it onto this list. But a value deal is a freaking value deal (4 for $3.00!!). Also the size makes it a really great snack when you’re looking for just a lil something to get the job done. It also makes a really great canvas for any extra meats, cheeses and sauces you might have floating around your kitchen. If there is a hidden gem on this list — it’s this one!
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CAULIPOWER Uncured Pepperoni Pizza
FLAVOR PROFILE: “Healthy” • Light & Airy • Cauliflower Crust
Are you ready to live life on the veg? We don’t eat too healthy around here but CAULIPOWER made us believers. The crust really is unique, it feels light and airy. It has a nice soft chew to it. If you’re trying be a little mindful before you shovel a frozen pizza into your face — this is one of the better options. Plus it’s a really nice option who are friends that are gluten free.
